Top 27 Funny Guns Quotes

#1. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out the TCP.

Otis Redding

Funny Guns Quotes #19991
#2. Home is wherever I go.

Indira Gandhi

Funny Guns Quotes #36850
#3. Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.

Tommy Cooper

Funny Guns Quotes #61337
#4. The logic of science was infallible, and if the scientists were sometimes mistaken, this was assumed to be only from their mistaking its rules.

Robert M. Pirsig

Funny Guns Quotes #80394
#5. Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

Vicki Lesage

Funny Guns Quotes #95226
#6. We drove in silence for a while.
"Can I have a gun?" I asked.
"No!"
"Just a little one? For my handbag? It'll give me some street cred with the client."
"No! No! No!"
His clenched fists pounded the steering wheel with each word.
- heller 1

J.D. Nixon

Funny Guns Quotes #134692
#7. Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.

J.J. McAvoy

Funny Guns Quotes #154355
#8. White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

Chris Rock

Funny Guns Quotes #323780
#9. I was glad to get in that stall. It was a funny feeling, being naked and fighting a man with a gun. I didn't like it. I felt the bullets would hurt more, naked.

Jonathan Latimer

Funny Guns Quotes #409864
#10. He shook his head and looked away, as if he was giving himself a firm lecture only he could here.

Roni Loren

Funny Guns Quotes #581109
#11. As I lay, a pink, dreamlike glow seeped into the room, gradually turning a bright, chemical red. The light inched towards the bed, slowly picking out our two bodies - developing us, I thought, the way photographs used to be made - until it was daylight and everything had its normal definition.

Olivia Sudjic

Funny Guns Quotes #645024
#12. I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I'm okay in that respect." "Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.

J.A. Konrath

Funny Guns Quotes #687241
#13. Even though I'm not with their mother, it's important for my kids to see adults in a committed and happy relationship. They need to see a strong relationship. You don't have to settle.

Michael Strahan

Funny Guns Quotes #871601
#14. The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

Hailee Steinfeld

Funny Guns Quotes #874211
#15. Poor bastards," Cole said, his gaze still on the stars. "They must get pretty tired of watching us make the same damn mistakes all the time.

Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Guns Quotes #914514
#16. How do you know they are Hunters?" Lucien asked.
"They had guns and knives strapped to their bodies, and I saw the mark of infinity on one of their wrists." Branding themselves was foolish, if you asked him. Like putting a neon sign around their necks that read 'Shoot here'.

Gena Showalter

Funny Guns Quotes #1087478
#17. They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

George Carlin

Funny Guns Quotes #1142540
#18. On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

Al McGuire

Funny Guns Quotes #1143697
#19. It's not the vote women need, we should be armed.

Edna O'Brien

Funny Guns Quotes #1154979
#20. Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.

Amit Kalantri

Funny Guns Quotes #1283699
#21. Adolescence is a kind of slavery cleverly disguised as freedom.

Mardy Grothe

Funny Guns Quotes #1309022
#22. Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.

John Sandford

Funny Guns Quotes #1333292
#23. That's the funny thing about guns; even untrained hands can feel powerful using them. But take that gun away and you're left with nothing but a coward whose only skill is how to blindly pull a trigger.

Jennifer Wilson

Funny Guns Quotes #1385523
#24. What?"
"Nothing." He laughed."You were really hungry."
"I don't need to defend my eating to anyone.And just so you know,when I'm done with this,I plan to eat three whole cookies."
"Whoa." He held up his hands."Now you're pulling out the big guns."
"I don't mess around.

Tristi Pinkston

Funny Guns Quotes #1437133
#25. Set we forward; let
A Roman and a British ensign wave
Friendly together. So through Lud's town march,
And in the temple of the great Jupiter
Our peace we'll ratify, seal it with feasts.
Set on there! Never was a war did cease,
Ere bloody hands were washed, with such a peace.

William Shakespeare

Funny Guns Quotes #1476492
#26. I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference.

Ellen Goodman

Funny Guns Quotes #1570627
#27. When you think about it, being trained by a Gladiator is almost as good as being trained by the SAS.

Dave Franklin

Funny Guns Quotes #1839089

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