Top 14 Funny Guilt Trip Quotes
#1. April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees.
E.Y. Harburg
#2. First rule of a pirate's mate, keep yer eye on yer destination, not yer doom.
Lisa Kessler
#3. Now I can do no more. We must trust to the Great Disposer of all events and the justice of our cause. I thank God for this opportunity of doing my duty.
Horatio Nelson
#4. The Irish have a flair for wringing from death the last drop of emotion and they do not quite understand those who react otherwise.
Dervla Murphy
#5. I was the worst, most sickly kid of all
30 pounds underweight. The girls used to beat me up. Actually I was a mean kid, early on because I had no self-esteem.
Jack LaLanne
#6. Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
Scott Adams
#7. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.
Robert Jordan
#8. Sarah Palin knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America.
John McCain
#9. I'm older. There's some sort of seniority. As a matter of fact, the seniority ebbs as you get older.
Meryl Streep
#10. Josh grins. It's wide and relieved and reveals a rarely seen pair of dimples. I could live inside those dimples for the rest of my life.
Stephanie Perkins
#12. This is our life; dreams come true, and dreams stumble, while others dreams remain postponed perpetuity.
Eyden I.
#13. It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
Sue Grafton
#14. Everyone who shoots dance sequences does it in a different way. Everyone who shoots fight sequences does it in a different way.
Jon M. Chu
