Funny Guild Wars 2 Quotes

#1. I need to know how many men ... " I glanced at the door. "How many men Brant has ... " I tried to find the right word to use in this public setting. " ... been in contact with. If Lee is the only one. What the possibilities are for more.

Alessandra Torre

#2. And I know, too, that recognizing one's mistakes does not erase them.

Susie Morgenstern

#3. I've always had these fantasies about being in a normal family in which the parents come to town and their adult daughter spends their entire visit daydreaming of suicide. I'm here to tell you that dreams really do come true.

Sarah Vowell

#4. Love is a tempestuous mistress.
And none of us shall ever master her.

Lisa Ann Sandell

#5. Nearly anything that can be said about Hinduism can be contradicted by something else that is equally true about it, and nothing whatever that is said about it can be entirely true or entirely false

Abraham Eraly

#6. If I die young, bury me in satin.
Lay me down on a bed of roses.
Sink me in the river at dawn.
Send me away with the words of a love song.

The Band Perry

#7. Find a way to be better. Or find a way to be okay.

Brittainy C. Cherry