Top 17 Funny Guido Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Funny Guido

#1. Success can not be administrated.

#2. I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.

Fran Drescher

#3. To what end do I lead a simple life at all, pray? That I may teach others to simplify their lives? - and so all our lives be simplified merely, like an algebraic formula? Or not, rather, that I may make use of the ground I have cleared to live more worthily and profitably?

Henry David Thoreau

#4. The desert sky is encircling, majestic, terrible.

Paul Shepard

#5. Is Islam such a weak religion that it cannot tolerate a book written against it? Not my Islam!

Malala Yousafzai

#6. If we would see others as they see themselves, our shyness would soon become compassion.

Robert Breault

#7. A book is not supposed to be a mirror. It's supposed to be a door.

Fran Lebowitz

#8. Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn't give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls
I'm talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs

George Watsky

#9. If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.

Guido Van Rossum

#10. Surely," he said, "you don't doubt Samuel Rain's genius. Are you a monkey?

Nalini Singh

#11. It is the grand endeavor of the gospel to communicate God to men.

Horace Bushnell

#12. I'd rather be working for a paycheck, than waiting to win the lottery. Besides, maybe this time it's different, I mean, I really think you like me.

Conor Oberst