Top 11 Funny Guidance Counselor Quotes
#2. I don't ever see movies by myself. I always see them with other people because I want to know what works. I want to know where they laugh. I want to know where they don't laugh. I want to know what they think about it afterwards because in the end that's what the art that I'm working with is.
George Lucas
#3. I'm the kind of person who buys a new thing, wears it so much and then is totally sick of it.
Kirsten Dunst
#4. The moral of this story is not everything that's slick is non-stick, and not everything non-stick is slick.
Alton Brown
#5. Rumor has it that female spies and assassins have used specialized dehydrated poisons, concealed in their compacts, to eliminate their enemies.
Terry Schappert
#6. The night is my best friend. It calms the storm in my soul and it lets the guiding stars rise.
Joseph Goebbels
#7. If you start out with a little telescope observing the stars and you keep at it over the years, as I have, it's kind of a dream to one day have an observatory where you can always go and use the telescope conveniently.
Timothy Ferriss
#8. It brings them to maturity and exercises no control over them; -
Lao-Tzu
#9. The odds are so stacked against you to have a music career in a place where there's virtually no music industry. So I always attribute it to God.
Pharrell Williams
#10. Most people lie and let life play upon them like the tepid discharges of a douche-bag.
Lawrence Durrell
#11. In grammar school some of the girls had problems with me. My face was too light. My hair was too long. It was the black-consciousness period, and I felt really bad.
Whitney Houston
