Top 11 Funny Grown Ups Quotes

#1. God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

Oliver Markus

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#2. The Middleman: "So what's it going to be? Keep the secret or death?"
Wendy Watson: "What do you think?"
The Middleman: "Ma'am specificity is the soul of all good communication.

Javier Grillo-Marxuach

Funny Grown Ups Quotes #479809
#3. the Lord Ratnasambhava keeps all his treasure inside mongooses. When the god needs his gems and jewels, he squeezes one mongoose and makes it vomit them up!

Jane Wilson-Howarth

Funny Grown Ups Quotes #624949
#4. The next time that something seemingly bad happens to you, look for the divine in it. Look for the soul in the mundane, every day occurrences of your life. Look for the spark, look for the light.

Leigh Hershkovich

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#5. The funny thing is while the grown-ups in the family may indulge, we really try to offer our son Duke clean food, as all his meals are made with organic ingredients as the rest of us eat cookies straight out of the freezer.

Bill Rancic

Funny Grown Ups Quotes #804816
#6. There aren't many funny bits in Mr Tolkien either,' Matilda said.
'Do you think that all children's books ought to have funny bits in them?' Miss Honey asked.
'I do,' Matilda said. 'Children are not so serious as grown-ups and love to laugh.

Roald Dahl

Funny Grown Ups Quotes #830558
#7. He's so happy," Eliot said dryly. "It's like he cooked something and it came out looking like the picture in the cookbook.

Lev Grossman

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#8. Living gives you a better understanding of life. I would hope that my characters have become deeper and more rounded personalities. Wider travels have given me considerably greater insight into how cultural differences affect not only people, but politics and art.

Alan Dean Foster

Funny Grown Ups Quotes #1230265
#9. Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.

Anthony Horowitz

Funny Grown Ups Quotes #1447188
#10. I googled it Sir.

Red Phoenix

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#11. displays at the bottom of the screen. Tap the keys to enter your selection and use the appropriate buttons to continue on to the next action.

Amazon

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