Top 11 Funny Groundhog Sayings

#1. Even if everything between us was 80 percent in my own mind, I said, 20 percent had to come from you. You disagreed; insisted everything that passed between us was my own fabrication.

Chris Kraus

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#2. We have a lot of rhetoric today about "high rigor" and you often hear terms like that thrown about when discussing the Common Core. But the American education system historically has not embraced intellectual seriousness.

Dana Goldstein

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#3. If you like Powers, you'll love The Victories!

Brian Michael Bendis

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#4. One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny.

Fiona Gubelmann

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#5. Melody is the single most important thing to any song, period. I don't care what anybody says, it trumps everything. Not because that's my opinion but because I think it's actually indisputable fact. The human brain retains melody easier than it retains words. It's that simple.

Ryan Tedder

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#6. I just like food too much, and I don't want to change. I spent so much of childhood trying to change, and I just got sick of it ... I don't want to look like Britney Spears, I just don't want to. She's hideous.

Beth Ditto

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#7. Spending practically every minute of your day on pure survival is an absolutely boring life.

Samuel R. Delany

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#8. Jesus never consults your past to determine your present.

T. B. Joshua

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#9. I think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me.

Garrison Keillor

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#10. There's something about pleasure I find annoying.

Christopher Kimball

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#11. If war is hard - and it is, forever and always - then after war is just as hard, in a different way.

Patrick Ness

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