Funny Grocery Store Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 12 Funny Grocery Store Quotes

#1. The two of them walked toward the road and the stone marker. Behind them, other cars were pulling out. A woman began screaming abruptly. Unconsciously, Garraty and McVries drew closer together. Neither of them looked back. Ahead of them was the road, wide and black. - Author: Stephen King
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#2. People should go to their local grocery store or farmers' market and buy ugly, misshapen foods, then cook with them and document their dishes. And share not only the funny-looking foods, but the fantastic results. - Author: Dana Cowin
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#3. It is the future, of course, which politicians grapple with, and that is why politics is so disorderly. Only history clears away some of the debris. - Author: Madeleine M. Kunin
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#4. At first I was blogging everyday, but I don't do that anymore. It varies; sometimes I'll write these little essays and other times political commentaries. Other times it'll just be new work that I'm doing. - Author: Stephen Vincent Benet
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#5. The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#6. I am first, and foremost, an actor. That's what I am. To me, a song is a mini-drama. My musical ability informs the actor as well because it gives me a sense of timing that non-musicians don't have. So, one hand washes the other. - Author: Theodore Bikel
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#7. From beasts we scorn as soulless, In forest, field and den, The cry goes up to witness The soulessness of men - Author: William Inge
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#8. One of man's greatest flaws is that he thinks far too highly of what he does. - Author: Tim Campbell
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#9. A short story is a writer's way of thinking through experience ... Journalism aims at accuracy, but fiction's aim is truth. The writer distorts reality in the interest of a larger truth. - Author: John L'Heureux
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#10. My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. - Author: Molly Harper
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#11. He was amused and gratified to find that he had the power to annoy his oblivious, supercilious hostess, if he could not impress her; though he would have preferred to impress her. He - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#12. I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato! - Author: Tara Sivec
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