Top 13 Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes

#1. I'm never going to get tired of finding you looking at me that way. Like you have to have me right now."
She laughed, then looked around to make sure Leah wasn't too close. "I just had you," she whispered ...

Jill Shalvis

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #23121
#2. I would not say I am looking for God. Or, I am not looking for God precisely. I am not seeking the God I learned about as a Catholic child, as an 18-year-old novice in a religious community, as an agnostic graduate student, as - but who cares about my disguises? Or God's.

Mary Rose O'Reilley

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #243537
#3. That was the beginning of the revolution. Many years have gone by and blood keeps running, soaking the soil of Haiti, but I am not there to weep.

Isabel Allende

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #432162
#4. The Jews themselves, of whom a considerable number were already scattered throughout the colonies, were true to the teachings of their prophets. The Jewish faith is predominantly the faith of liberty.

Calvin Coolidge

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#5. We are who we are. I have no desire to be something else. But right now I'm afraid of what it means for those who I care about.

Andrea Cremer

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #475759
#6. If we don't like the Human Rights Council, then let's not fund it. We should pick and choose cafeteria style which groups we want to help.

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #495367
#7. I've never played anyone but myself on screen.

Glenn Ford

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #630325
#8. Curnow had once remarked that Dr. Chandra had the sort of physique that could only be achieved by centuries of starvation.

Arthur C. Clarke

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #712987
#9. If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself.

Jody Wallace

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #1162843
#10. There is no place in nature for extinction.

Lucretius

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #1326376
#11. I just don't want to watch TV, and I know that life is short. I feel like I couldn't do all the things I wanted to do if I had several lifetimes to do them in.

Kyp Malone

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #1667268
#12. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Erma Bombeck

Funny Grocery Shopping Quotes #1709353
#13. Well, everything about singing, I learned from busking. Everything I learned about songwriting, I learned from busking.

Glen Hansard

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