Top 10 Funny Greyhound Quotes

#1. I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus.

Michael Moorcock

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#2. The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#3. Wherever there is light, one can photograph.

Alfred Stieglitz

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#4. Never lose passion. Never stop creating

Jason O. Monroe

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#5. You can't act like you've arrived when you're only just receiving the invitation.

Sophia Amoruso

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#6. Somehow, later, exhausted and dismayed by these sapping, abrasive, attriting episodes, they came to a sort of truce; but it was at the expense of any closeness.

Iain M. Banks

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#7. Cheer for your teammates, regardless of whether they're fast or slow, veteran or neophyte, varsity or JV. Or rally the spirits of someone who's had a bad performance. Also, encourage stragglers during tough workouts; jog back to 'pick up' a runner who's behind during a long run.

Don Kardong

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#8. Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

Dave Barry

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#9. As to the advantages of temperance in the training of the armed forces and of its benefits to the members of the forces themselves, there can be no doubt in the world.

William Lyon Mackenzie King

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#10. I think I went through everything anyone who had a long career needed. I needed quiet. I needed to raise my children.

Ron Darling

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