Top 17 Funny Graveyard Quotes

#1. Do I think that the ACA is going to force rationing upon the American people? Yes.

Paul LePage

Funny Graveyard Quotes #42488
#2. Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Neil Gaiman

Funny Graveyard Quotes #60177
#3. I love a guy who can make me laugh.

Vanessa Hudgens

Funny Graveyard Quotes #446703
#4. With a black president, I can relax ... I can dance in public ... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

Wanda Sykes

Funny Graveyard Quotes #507655
#5. Personal liberty is the paramount essential to human dignity and human happiness.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Funny Graveyard Quotes #540478
#6. How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.

Joyce Rachelle

Funny Graveyard Quotes #592644
#7. However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.

Martial

Funny Graveyard Quotes #674372
#8. If you're a Black artist, you could paint a wall of smiley faces, and someone will still ask you, 'Why are you so angry?'

Kara Walker

Funny Graveyard Quotes #805824
#9. The Master acts without doing, and everything gets done.

Laozi

Funny Graveyard Quotes #897611
#10. I like my women in a few wisps of drapery: then I can hope for a chance to remove the wisps. If they start out with nothing I tend to get depressed because either they have just stripped off for someone else or, in my line of work, they are usually dead.

Lindsey Davis

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1017918
#11. Every man is destined to win. Whether he wins or not is determined by whether or not he aligns himself with God's will.

Artur Pawlowski

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1051681
#12. And when the home is filled with love you'll always find God spoken of

Helen Steiner Rice

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1266813
#13. The man who doesn't know what the universe is doesn't know where he lives.

Marcus Aurelius

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1348780
#14. I have a couple of all-time favorites: Donny Hathaway and Roberta Flack, Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell.

Lauryn Hill

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1350426
#15. Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

Russell Brand

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1463157
#16. Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.

Neil Gaiman

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1756469
#17. Everything in Tom's cathedral looked as if it was meant to be. Perhaps her life was like that, everything foreordained in a grand design, and she was like a foolish builder who wanted a waterfall in the chancel.

Ken Follett

Funny Graveyard Quotes #1843276

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