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Top 25 Funny Grateful Sayings

#1. So it was perfectly possible that there were men who liked shopping, men who understood exactly what it was all about, but Mma Ramotwe had yet to meet such a man. Maybe they existed elsewhere - in France, perhaps - but they did not seem to be much in evidence in Botswana. - Author: Alexander McCall Smith
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#2. Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends. - Author: BeBe Winans
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#3. You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. - Author: Jim Norton
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#4. Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? - Author: Hayden Thorne
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#5. Biggest dream?" I was proud of this one because I knew it would stump him. It required forethought.
"Kiss you."
"That's not funny," I said, holding his eyes, grateful I didn't stutter.
"No, but it made you blush. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#6. It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.' And I was like, 'No! No!' But I was able to get my foot in the door through comedy. I'm so grateful to have the opportunity to do it. - Author: Rachael Harris
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#7. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Author: Robert De Niro
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#8. I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. - Author: Gib Lewis
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#9. Cable television and the Internet have created an unending demand for information, and there simply isn't enough truth to go around. - Author: Timothy Noah
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#10. One must feel sorry for those who have strange tastes, but never insult them. Their wrong is Nature's too; they are no more responsible for having come into the world with tendencies unlike ours than are we for being born bandy-legged or well-proportioned. - Author: Marquis De Sade
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#11. It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Author: Jennifer Garner
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#12. This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. - Author: W.C. Fields
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#13. When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate ... because Harry Elkins Widener had drowned with the sinking of the Titanic. And it made me very grateful at the time that he had not gone down in a plane crash. - Author: Barney Frank
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#14. It's funny - when I first started as an actor, obviously there were long periods of being idle and all you want to do is work. So if I ever get the compulsion to feel like I should complain or feel like I want to take a break, I just remember how I was before and be very grateful for it. - Author: Neil Jackson
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#15. What? What's so funny? Some idiot tried to put a stake through your heart, and he didn't even hit the darn thing!"
For which I am grateful. And I am even more grateful that you rescued me. I did not like being imprisoned and in such pain. - Author: Christine Feehan
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#16. I like that girl more that I can remember likin' anything in my life. I'm not about to give her up. I'll start carin' what people think when I am six feet under. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#17. I'll fix this, okay? I don't want anyone thinking less of you because of me," he said with a troubled expression. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#18. I tapped my cup to his, grateful to have found Shaun, because for a minute there, I'd thought I was going to have to save myself. Instead, I'd wandered into the protective care of a sexy older man. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#19. I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#20. I could never be cynical, not that I think there's anything wrong with cynicism. I think it can be quite funny at times. But I just feel so grateful to be alive. - Author: Drew Barrymore
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#21. i smile. things taken for granted have a way of catching you offguard when you least expect it, and then you're taken by what the portuguese calls saudade, a sense of longing for something, someone not there anymore. - Author: Yeow Kai Chai
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#22. I can embarrass myself very easily on guitar. It's funny because people say to me I can play anything; I'm God on the guitar. But I could make a big list of everything I can't play ... I'm grateful that people don't notice that. - Author: Joe Satriani
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#23. The funny thing is I'm not even Latin. I was constantly getting Latin roles, and I was like, I even was nominated for an award, and I was like, 'Let them know at the NAACP, the first white woman. Let them know I'm totally grateful, but I'm not Latin. I can't do that. I play Latin.' - Author: Vanessa Ferlito
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#24. It was the love of love, the love of swallows up all else, a grateful love, a love of natural, of people, of animals, a love ingengering gentleness and goodness that moved meand that I saw in you - Author: William Carlos Williams
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#25. I'm going to need to save you."
"Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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