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Top 17 Funny Grandparent Quotes

#1. After all, it's the librarian's sworn purpose to bring books together with their one true reader. - Author: Kate Morton
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#2. Conservatives value economic liberty and moral security, while the liberal values economic security and moral liberty. - Author: Jonah Goldberg
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#3. Poor guy," Liam sighed, digging one of her tacos out of the bag. "Why?" she asked, totally confused. "You're dating this dude, yet gave your anal virginity to me. Must not like him too much," he said. She almost choked on air. "You - Author: Stylo Fantome
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#4. A teacher who can arouse a feeling for one single good action, for one single good poem, accomplishes more than he who fills our memory with rows and rows of natural objects, classified with name and form. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#5. In Silence there is eloquence. - Author: Rumi
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#6. Flight attendants all over the world saw 'Sex and the City.' Doesn't matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know Jack Berger. - Author: Ron Livingston
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#7. It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. - Author: Mike Krzyzewski
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#8. When I'm drawing, I only do that at home, really, at my drawing table. But writing I could do in other places. So I've written in airports, in hotels, different places. - Author: Kevin Henkes
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#9. I hate the word lesbian; it tells you nothing; its only purpose is to inflame. - Author: Jeanette Winterson
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#10. As far as other instrumentalists, I used to love mellow sax players like Paul Desmond. I love piano. - Author: Boz Scaggs
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#11. As they'd agreed the night before on their cold balcony, scripting out this dialog, there would be three large lies in this conversation. This was the first. - Author: Chris Pavone
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#12. Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories. - Author: Caroline Sunshine
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#13. Even though he grew up in churches, raised by church people, Waterhouse (as must be obvious by this point) never really understood their attitudes about sex. Why did they get so hung up on that one issue, when there were others like murder, war, poverty, and pestilence? - Author: Neal Stephenson
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#14. Zelda was winter's best dame: pale and dark with a shimmer of Christmas in her eye, a flash of New Year's in her laugh. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#15. When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best. - Author: Leslie Grossman
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#16. One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict. - Author: George Carlin
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#17. My eyes are not sparkly! I'm not a sparkly sort of girl ... I go around with dirty knees and slay dragons in my spare time, for the love of ... oh! - Author: Marc Secchia
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