Top 15 Funny Graduation Toast Quotes

#1. I appreciate every team that wants me, and I take on every challenge.

Tyson Chandler

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#2. So get the start of the majestic world
And bear the palm alone.

William Shakespeare

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#3. It's a cruel, heartless world out there in commercial rock 'n' roll, and when you take as much time off as we did, eight years, booking agents don't know if you'll draw.

Tina Weymouth

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#4. The world does not owe men a living, but business, if it is to fulfill its ideal, owes men an opportunity to earn a living.

Owen D. Young

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#5. The quantity comes from the efficient cause but the quality comes from the formal cause.

Peter Kreeft

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#6. The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

John Green

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#7. One way to look at meditation is as a kind of intrapsychic technology that's been developed over thousands of years by traditions that know a lot about the mind/body connection.

Jon Kabat-Zinn

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#8. Jesus has never slept for an hour while one of His disciples watched and prayed in agony.

Henry Clay Trumbull

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#9. Never say anything bad about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. By then he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to.

Garrison Keillor

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#10. If you can be aware that you have a living body, and notice when there's tension in your body, that's already an important insight.

Thich Nhat Hanh

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#11. She thought there would be comfort in knowing there was nothing you could do to avoid death. Those who came before the queen having already accepted their fate seemed to have an easier time of it.

Marissa Meyer

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#12. The fountain of living water never runs dry.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#13. What I like to do is try to make a difference with the work I do.

David Bowie

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#14. To me, country music tells a story about, and deals with, the way people live their lives and what they do.

Randy Travis

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#15. The teenagers who had signed up to be Lookouts loved hustling in the cold, pretending they were marines on a black op. Most of them had been preparing for postapocalyptic stealth missions since they were old enough to pick up an Xbox controller. Father

Joe Hill

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