Top 11 Funny Grad Commencement Quotes
#1. Some people say: "There is no God; because, if there was a God, God would stop all the suffering." Nonsense! God is oblivious to suffering. God is beyond suffering. That's what makes God, God, by definition.
Frederick Lenz
#2. I don't make shit, I make masterpieces," she replied, pretending to take offence from Charlie's words. "And just for that, I'll take a BBQ sauce base with tuna, anchovies and pineapple please.
Beth Ashworth
#3. To me an Indian is one who has got a Vedantic brain which probes deep and soars high; an Islamic body that is vibrant and valiant; a Buddhistic heart overflowing with compassion and kindness and Christian limbs of service and sacrifice.
Swami Vivekananda
#4. With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
Chuck Palahniuk
#6. his temper which would one day lead him to his very own episode of Cops.
R.L. Mathewson
#7. We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
W. Somerset Maugham
#8. I love the art form, but working in film can be a disheartening experience.
Madonna Ciccone
#9. One thing about costume design - and I think design in general - but especially costume design, is people have a misconception that it's very glamorous work.
Colleen Atwood
#10. Driving a car, you are in danger of killing; walking or standing, of being killed.
Mary McCarthy
#11. First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.
Avinash Kaushik
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