Funny Government Worker Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 10 Funny Government Worker Quotes

#1. Value investing is predicated on the efficient market hypothesis being wrong. - Author: Seth Klarman
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#2. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. - Author: Anthony Paull
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#3. Our flag means all that our fathers meant in the Revolutionary War. It means all that the Declaration of Independence meant. It means justice. It means liberty. It means happiness ... Every color means liberty. Every thread means liberty. Every star and stripe means liberty. - Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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#4. Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. - Author: Jason Krumbine
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#5. Selfishness is the controlling force of sinful living. It is this motive which pulsates through the natural mind, emotions and will - self-pleasing, self-serving, living for self. - Author: Walter J Chantry
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#6. You can. With God's help you can close the gap between the person you are and the person you want to be. - Author: Max Lucado
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#7. The world is not always a kind place. That's something all children learn for themselves, whether we want them to or not, but it's something they really need our help to understand. - Author: Fred Rogers
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#8. Single parent situations drive poverty and often lead to unsupervised kids. Many boys growing up without fathers often feel angry and abandoned. Thus, they seek comfort in all the wrong places. - Author: Bill O'Reilly
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#9. How absurd that our students tuck their cell phones, BlackBerrys, iPads, and iPods into their backpacks when they enter a classroom and pull out a tattered textbook. - Author: Eli Broad
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#10. My perfect Valentine's Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and high-heeled shoes and a handbag. And someone's waiting to do my hair and makeup. You can tell I've been in too many romantic comedies. - Author: Judy Greer
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