Funny Government Shutdown Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Government Shutdown Quotes

#1. The Holy Eucharist is a need of the heart of Christ, just as it is a need of our hearts." "Sanctify and dedicate yourselves in all things in the spirit of love which prompted Our Lord to institute the Holy Eucharist, wherein He perpetuates the gift of His love to the glory of the Father. - Author: Peter Julian Eymard
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#2. But I'm tired of coming out. All I ever do is come out. I try not to change, but I keep changing, in all these tiny ways. I get a girlfriend. I have a beer. And every freaking time, I have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again. - Author: Becky Albertalli
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#3. I'd had my time in the charts and made loads of money. I was no longer hungry for success. - Author: Rick Astley
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#4. Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. - Author: Terry Alderton
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#5. If you control the oil you control the country; if you control food, you control the population. - Author: Henry A. Kissinger
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#6. If hers are the stars in the nighttime sky, mine are the haunted empty spaces in between. - Author: Nicholas Sparks
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#7. Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor! - Author: Jean Harlow
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#8. A hairy body, and arms stiff with bristles, give promise of a manly soul. - Author: Juvenal
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#9. I do not think anyone can ever do anything without the help and will of God. - Author: Andrea Bocelli
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#10. She makes tea by hand. Nettles, slippery elm, turmeric, cinnamon - my mother is a recipe for warm throats and belly laughs. Once she fell off a ladder when I was three. She says all she was worried about was my face as I watched her fall. - Author: Sarah Kay
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#11. Tony Stark in 'Iron Man' helped wider audiences finally embrace the enormous talent of Robert Downey Jr. - Author: Tom Hiddleston
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#12. Sound and Visual Effects and Editing are sometimes referred to as technical awards. They're not technical awards. They're given for artistic decisions. And sometimes we make them better than others, and I guess we made a couple of good ones on this one. - Author: Randy Thom
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#13. Home is a refuge not only from the world, but a refuge from my worries, my troubles, my concerns. I like beautiful things around me. I like to be beautiful because it delights my eyes and my soul is lifted up. - Author: Maya Angelou
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