Top 11 Funny Gospel Sayings

#1. I can't - is sacrificing your potential...

Gino Norris

Funny Gospel Sayings #503935
#2. When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier.

Roy E. Disney

Funny Gospel Sayings #554444
#3. Something wonderful is about to happen,
and something awful is about to happen.
You can dwell on either one.
It's your choice.

Richelle E. Goodrich

Funny Gospel Sayings #557571
#4. Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.

Sarah J. Maas

Funny Gospel Sayings #578276
#5. I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight.

Mike Tyson

Funny Gospel Sayings #612043
#6. Honestly, I could get in a car accident today and never play tennis again, and then I wouldn't have anything to fall back on. But fortunately enough, I do.

Serena Williams

Funny Gospel Sayings #660353
#7. Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Funny Gospel Sayings #869239
#8. Beneath the damage she can still find moments of wonder, hints of joy. Would she even say she is optimistic? It isn't the shiny optimism that lifts Samuel, but it's a hard-won kind, born from the depths. A choice. It is enough.

Rae Meadows

Funny Gospel Sayings #1633209
#9. When Eleanor came back, her face was wet.
'Did you wash your face?'
'Yeah ... ' she said.
'Why?'
'Because I looked weird.'
'And you thought you could wash it off?

Rainbow Rowell

Funny Gospel Sayings #1676585
#10. MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I'd be jolly all the time too.

Sophia Fraioli

Funny Gospel Sayings #1700470
#11. Those who are ashamed of what they ought not to be ashamed; and are not ashamed of what they ought to be - such men, embracing erroneous views, enter the woeful path.

Gautama Buddha

Funny Gospel Sayings #1851574

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