Top 13 Funny Goldfish Sayings

#1. Reach into your pocket, a few taps on your smartphone, and you can know anything. We are all omniscient. I have the complete repository of human history sitting two inches away from my dick all day, every day.

Robert Brockway

Funny Goldfish Sayings #114584
#2. It was as if he had passed through a gate of fear and had realised to his surprise that behind it lay not a gaping chasm, but other doors, bright hallways and inviting rooms.

Nina George

Funny Goldfish Sayings #935623
#3. I don't really follow fashion exactly, but I've always been very interested in the way that you present yourself as an expression of yourself, so that's my idea of fashion and style from a personal point of view.

Lenora Crichlow

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1053596
#4. The way we make sense of a realistic text is through the same broad ideological frame as the way we make sense of our social experience or rather, the way we are made sense of by the discourses of our culture.

John Fiske

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1094604
#5. Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish.

Penny Reid

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1117357
#6. Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Chevy Chase

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1250091
#7. I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Doug Stanhope

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1258814
#8. So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Tim Vine

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1307002
#9. Things can give pleasure to the mind and senses, but only love can give pleasure to the heart. And ultimately, that is what we are looking for.

Radhanath Swami

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1559671
#10. Just so you know,' I explained, remembering my own earlier arrogance, 'if you've ever owned a cat and therefore think you know how to handle a puma, you don't. It would be like playing with sharks because you once owned a goldfish.

Peter Allison

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1566577
#11. How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.

Marc Maron

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1693555
#12. I am not politically correct. I am all about the facts, I am all about the truth and I am all about Godly pursuits and what this country was built on, and I am not apologetic about it.

Luke Scott

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1814417
#13. I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.

H.J. Bellus

Funny Goldfish Sayings #1843640

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