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#1. It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#2. All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. - Author: Carroll Bryant
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#3. The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so little finesse, she'd been forced to ask if he was kidding. Granted, they'd both had a few too many drinks that night, but nothing excused the line, "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." Nothing. - Author: Tessa Bailey
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#4. Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. In our show there are many very funny sequences where we were able to use jazz as it can be used-in a happy way. - Author: Henry Mancini
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#5. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. - Author: George Burns
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#6. Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#7. We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. - Author: John Duover
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#8. After a long moment, Laurent said, I'm going to need some help standing up. - Author: C.S. Pacat
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#9. I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! - Author: Yogi Berra
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#10. Funny how nobody talks on the tubes, isn't it? I rarely catch the tube myself, or lifts. Confined spaces, everybody shuts down. Why is that? Perhaps we think everybody on the tube is a potential psychopath or a drunk,so we close down and pretend to read a book or something. - Author: John Hannah
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#11. [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. - Author: Dakota Cassidy
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#12. I hate watching people blow all operational security, and spew their guts like a teenage burglar, drunk in a bar. We're professionals, for Christ's sake, and she's just a prole. - Author: Bruce Sterling
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#13. Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#14. The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, "Not Regin."
A drunk hunched over the bar muttered, "That glowing one made me eat a transistor radio once. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#15. You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye - Author: Krista Alasti
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#16. He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system."
"i got drunk and had an epiphany."
"Shit, this is serious!" He gasped. "Last time that happened to me, i woke up gay. - Author: J.C. Isabella
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#17. I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#18. I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#19. I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it. - Author: Tommy Lasorda
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#20. Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.


-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain - Author: Ashley Jade
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#21. WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. - Author: Harriet Evans
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#22. It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight."
"I know. Being Drunk is weird."
"Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that."
"Like what?"
"Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green. - Author: Jessica Sorensen
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#23. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Author: Winston Churchill
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#24. Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said
- Author: David Nicholls
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#25. Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired. - Author: John Green
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#26. Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate's hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, "How full was that?"

Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. "Unopened. Why? - Author: Ella Frank
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#27. He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was. - Author: Filippo Bologna
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#28. Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. - Author: John Bellairs
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#29. You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. - Author: Sherwood Smith
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#30. Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#31. I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she's drunk, she has a hard time saying it. "Where do you want me to take you?" She drops her head back against my chest. "You can just keep carrying me. It's very relaxing. - Author: Jessica Sorensen
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#32. I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.'
'You are very considerate to explain it this way,' Sugreeva said, 'but I was drunk - Author: R.K. Narayan
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