Top 11 Funny Goatee Sayings

#1. You must empty out the dirty water before you fill the pitcher with clean.

Idries Shah

Funny Goatee Sayings #154417
#2. We want to be in control of our lives. Whether we are jungle fighters, craftsmen, company men, gamesmen, we want to be in control. And when the government erodes that control, we are not comfortable.

Barbara Jordan

Funny Goatee Sayings #240295
#3. My occupation doesn't really allow for routines, but I'm pretty consistent about tea in the morning.

Asher Roth

Funny Goatee Sayings #308732
#4. The National Security Adviser is supposed to be an arbiter of policy and open minded in internal debates. But the playing field was never balanced. It was always tilted toward Rumsfeld's position, which is obviously the same as Bush's.

Seymour Hersh

Funny Goatee Sayings #684417
#5. The only people whose opinions I worry about are my wife, my children, and my employees.

Alan Sugar

Funny Goatee Sayings #696295
#6. I don't hang out with movie stars, and you won't see me going to many Hollywood parties. I'm actually quite boring.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Funny Goatee Sayings #897568
#7. What kinds of things and people might learners want to be in contact with in order to learn?

Ivan Illich

Funny Goatee Sayings #950783
#8. Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."
That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.

David Wong

Funny Goatee Sayings #1262962
#9. Beware of harking back to what you once were when God wants you to be something you have never been.

Oswald Chambers

Funny Goatee Sayings #1756211
#10. We are singing today of the WIPE-OUT GANG - the WIPE-OUT GANG buys, owns & operates the Insanity Factory - if you do not know where the Insanity Factory is located, you should hereby take two steps to the right, paint your teeth & go to sleep ...

Bob Dylan

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#11. There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.

Sophia Loren

Funny Goatee Sayings #1847992

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