Funny Give Me A Break Quotes

#1. I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny.

Ryan Bracha

#2. Out here, it's just you and the ball.

Mike Weir

#3. Star Wars gave birth to all the computer-generated superhero films.

William Friedkin

#4. One of those characters who in Angola are often called 'lost frontiers', because by daylight they look white, and at twilight they are discovered in fact to be half mulatto - from which it might be concluded that sometimes you can understand people better further away form the light.

Jose Eduardo Agualusa

#5. Stay where you are, Amil" "We're supposed to be normal people."
"Good luck with that," Amil muttered as Jeff got out and turned to help Nigel.

Z.A. Maxfield

#6. Life is too short to blame other people.

Jay Park

#7. I'm glad we haven't got newspapers now. It's been much nicer without them.

Nevil Shute

#8. The suicide bombers who struck London on 7 July 2005 killed 52 innocent people and wounded hundreds more. All of them must live with their memories. And the rest of us will always remember where we were when we heard that London had been hit by the worst terrorist attack in its history.

Pauline Neville-Jones

#9. The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.

David Hockney

#10. Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?

Orson Scott Card