Top 13 Funny Girl Sports Quotes

#1. Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

Ambrose Bierce

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#2. She cried so hard her tears formed a river, and tears of grief always run into the river Styx.

Janette Rallison

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#3. But who bothers looking beyond the surface? Who even knows anything about Cinderella's Prince Charming - other than he's a handsome prince?

Mandy Hubbard

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#4. ...opportunities typically come disguised as impossible problems. And while most people run away from their problems, Shamgars run at them with their oxgoads.

Mark Batterson

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#5. When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

Alan Carr

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#6. Only a fool walks into the future backward.

Anonymous

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#7. The way the money was spent ensured that Spain's newfound wealth provided the entire continent with a monetary stimulus.

Niall Ferguson

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#8. I will work day and night to avoid failure, but if I can't, I'll pick myself up the next day. The most important thing for entrepreneurs is not to be put off by failure.

Richard Branson

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#9. Love is stronger than guild regulations, as they say.

Reki Kawahara

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#10. I'm going to fall in love with an artist. And we'll have two kids and live in the country. A quiet life, so we can hear our muses and answer when they call.
Tipping up my chin to meet his gaze, he gives me a tender, starlit smile - one that melts my insides. I like your version better.

A.G. Howard

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#11. As president, Nixon imposed wage and price controls, created the Environmental Protection Agency, initiated race-based hiring schemes, signed SALT I with the Soviets and instituted rapprochement with the Red Chinese. All of this resulted in liberals ... despising him even more!

Ann Coulter

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#12. If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

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#13. What I know: when I met you, a blue rush began. I want you to know, I no longer hold you responsible.

Maggie Nelson

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