Top 14 Funny Gift Card Quotes

#1. The economic and marketing forces of modern society have engineered an environment ... that maximize[s] consumption at the long-term cost of well-being,

Sebastian Junger

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#2. You know, at this point, my focus still is acting, but I think at some point in time, I definitely want to do some directing, I'm just not sure when. But it's not on my plate big-time right now, just because I'm busy, and I'm having such a great time.

Jackie Earle Haley

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#3. Sounds like a great place to get killed. Hard pass.

Jackson Lanzing

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#4. Sometimes we complain without thinking much of it, but the frightening thing about complaining is that every time we do, a cloud descends over our heart, and our hope, appreciation and joy gradually wane.

Daisaku Ikeda

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#5. If you are told that such an one speaks ill of you, make no defense against what was said, but answer, He surely knows not my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these only!

Epictetus

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#6. The probabilitation of possibilities is the mother of many unrealistic ideas,uninformative decisions,inappropriate measures and unfair actions because most of the times we were approximate where we needth to be exact.

Mpho Leteng

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#7. The great universal family of men is a utopia worthy of the most mediocre logic.

Comte De Lautreamont

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#8. Was that justice? she said. She sounded as though she honestly wanted to know.

Charlaine Harris

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#9. If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

Mark Twain

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#10. The Ukrainian community is tight-knit by nature.

Vera Farmiga

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#11. With a modest amount of looks and talent and more than a modicum of serendipity, I've managed to stretch my 15 minutes of fame into more than half a century of good fortune.

Robert Vaughn

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#12. Ironman distance triathlons are a true test of oneself as a whole. Each race is a test of physical, mental and spiritual toughness that I haven't found in any other type of racing. At the end of the day, challenging myself on all levels is what it's about for me.

Timothy O'Donnell

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#13. He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots - it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.

Nicole Peeler

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#14. He sounded like a man who had slept well and didn't owe too much money.

Raymond Chandler

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