Top 13 Funny Gettysburg Quotes

#1. The twenty first century will require a re-affirmation and re-definition of our alliances and international organisations.

Chuck Hagel

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#2. Killing is an excellent way of dealing with a hostility problem.

James Coburn

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#3. She did not want wealth or fame or power, but simply to be loved, to be cherished, to feel safe, cared for, and protected. She wanted someone to be kind to her and love her.

Melanie Dickerson

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#4. A novel need not impart information or inform. It must seduce & snare the reader with feelings & break the reader's heart.

Mark Rubinstein

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#5. When a man has found the Lord, he no longer has to use words when he is praying, for the Spirit Himself will intercede for him with groans that cannot be uttered.

John Climacus

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#6. Tis hard for an empty bag to stand upright.

Benjamin Franklin

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#7. I don't use 'always do this,' 'never say that' and I never give advice because I'm not the end-all, be-all authority.

Kevyn Aucoin

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#8. For one person who is blessed with the power of invention, many will always be found who have the capacity of applying principles.

Charles Babbage

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#9. Horror's a worm that needs to be coughed out before it breeds.

Stephen King

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#10. Sometimes I just cry at random stuff!

Keith Urban

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#11. She absolutely believed in herself and her ability to find a guy who valued her as much as she valued him. In

Christopher Cortman

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#12. The hero is the one with ideas.

Jack Welch

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#13. Rights are something made up by governments to make you feel like you're buying something with your taxes.

Stefan Molyneux

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