Funny Get Well Soon Messages And Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Funny Get Well Soon Messages And Quotes

#1. His agility surprised Phoebe Ash. She saw the plaster cast on his right leg. Funny messages in ink - "Go break the left one, tiger!" - had been written on the off-white plaster. - Author: Ed Lynskey
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#2. Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. - Author: Anonymous
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#3. Sometimes the very struggle of getting the words down on paper does result in unexpected discoveries or clarifications. - Author: David McCullough
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#4. I love a novel that's funny, and The Taxman Cometh is very funny, delightfully well-written, yet with a serious message about how government bureaucracy affects us all. Read. Enjoy. And if a comparison to Catch 22 pops into your mind, that's not surprising. - Author: Marvin Kalb
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#5. Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered. - Author: Molly Harper
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#6. The most natural beauty in the world is honesty and moral truth. For all beauty is truth. - Author: Anthony Ashley Cooper
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#7. I therefore shared fully the intense chagrin of the New York and other State delegations when, on the third ballot, Abraham Lincoln received a larger vote than Seward. - Author: Henry Villard
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#8. if you want to be extraordinary, the first thing you have to do is stop being ordinary. - Author: Juli Baldwin
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#9. It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. - Author: Alex Gaskarth
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#10. To say that I am made in the image of God is to say that love is the reason for my existence, for God is love. Love is my true identity. Selflessness is my true self. Love is my true character. Love is my name. - Author: Thomas Merton
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#11. If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. - Author: Sacha Guitry
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#12. Stop a stranger and ask her to explain her greatest fears and her secret hopes and aspirations in detail and then tell her you care because she is a human being. - Author: Matthew Quick
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#13. Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally. - Author: Nick Hornby
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#14. I was covered in gore, dripping in slime, and in a very bad mood. - Author: Lavie Tidhar
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#15. I have never been attracted to any kind of violence. - Author: Kate Adie
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#16. I want the freedom to carve and chisel my own face, to staunch the bleeding with ashes, to fashion my own gods out of my entrails ... - Author: Gloria E. Anzaldua
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#17. I just didn't want Blaze to see me getting too attached and then turn around and use that against me, which would somehow leave me hurt in the end. - Author: J. Peach
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