Top 5 Funny Geordie Quotes

#1. We did this grown-up thing. This really adult thing. But we were still ourselves. We still laughed and made jokes. I expected to feel like this whole new person, but really it was me--plain old me--making this decision that I can never unmake.

Julie Murphy

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#2. Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.

Jorge Luis Borges

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#3. People are intimidated when they first meet me, but it doesn't take them long to realise I'm just an average person.

Gloria Gaynor

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#4. John was great to work with, and a lot of fun. I wish I'd had the chance to make more music with him, of course, and to get to know him better.

Tony Levin

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#5. I only shampoo [my hair] once a month.

Shailene Woodley

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