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Top 11 Funny Gatorade Quotes

#1. When I listen to the complaints that follow just about every presidential debate, I'm reminded of the well-worn joke about the Jewish mother who buys her son two shirts. When he shows up at dinner wearing one, she says: 'What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?' - Author: Jeff Greenfield
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#2. Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith. - Author: Christopher Fry
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#3. I was probably toward 8 1/2 when I actually joined the church and was baptized - and, my God, did I take it seriously! I was a zealot who irritated every one of my third-grade friends. They didn't beat me up, but I got labeled "the preacher girl." - Author: Oprah Winfrey
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#4. People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic! - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#5. Remember, the worst hour of your life only lasts for sixty minutes. (292) - Author: Michael Robotham
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#6. Writing itself is a bad enough trade, rightly held up to ridicule and contempt by the greater part of mankind, and especially by those who do real work, plowing, riding, sailing - Author: Hilaire Belloc
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#7. Film is really the one art form that can effectively use silence. Music and theater can play with silence, but they can't sustain silence without losing energy, whereas film can go into a silent mode and stay there for minutes at a time. - Author: Walter Murch
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#8. I'm never there enough to really keep up with what's going on in the Australian film industry. I just try and be part of it as much as I can. - Author: Guy Pearce
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#9. Most of us no longer have the luxury of asking whether a job is genuinely productive, but only whether it pays well and has tolerable conditions. - Author: Susan Neiman
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#10. Is that so? He who lives in the mountains years for the city, and the city-dweller would rather live in the mountains," the Abbot chuckled, "and nothing is ever to one's liking ... - Author: Eiji Yoshikawa
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#11. Firstly, as a Buddhist monk, I hold that violence is not good. Secondly, I am a firm believer in the Gandian ethic of passive resistance. And thirdly, in reality, violence is not our strength. - Author: Dalai Lama
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