Top 14 Funny Gas Station Quotes
#1. In a conquered country benevolence is not humanitarianism. It is a general political axiom that a conqueror must not inspire a good opinion of his benevolence until he has demonstrated that he can be severe with malefactors.
Napoleon Bonaparte
#2. The instant of birth is exquisite. Pain and joy are one at this moment. Ever after, the dim recollection is so sweet that we speak to our children with a gratitude they never understand.
Madeline Tiger Bass
#3. She tried to weave the strength of her father and the young beauty of her first love with David, the happy oblivion of her teens and her warm protected childhood into a magic cloak.
Zelda Fitzgerald
#4. The most fulfilled among us are those who serve others.
Chris Matakas
#5. It is now a building in which individuals toil independently in accordance with top-down, need-to-know reductionist planning. They might as well be spread around the globe.
Stanley McChrystal
#6. The man in ecstasy and the man drowning - both throw up their arms.
Franz Kafka
#7. I come from West London. I support a football team there called Queens Park Rangers, whom I'd like to give a shout-out to. I'm a die-hard Rangers fan. I think that I would always hopefully have a strong connection to and live in London, because it's a brilliant city.
Ben Lloyd-Hughes
#8. Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.
Jon Heder
#9. If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.
Judith Martin
#10. I always enjoyed getting dolled up. I grew up surrounded by a bunch of women so you know there were always hair/makeup, clothes, shoes and other girly things around.
Trina
#11. All has changed, thanks to Joe Eszterhas' life-threatening battle with throat cancer. He announced in "The New York Times" that he and Hollywood had blood on their hands and now Eszterhas is crusading to stop Hollywood's glamorization of smoking.
Joe Eszterhas
#12. I'm a very driven, ambitious, positive person. But I'm a spiritual person as well.
Victoria Beckham
#13. When they feel invisible, it's easy for them to leave.
Beverly L. Kaye
#14. People always say it's a shame someone as talented as Ryan Giggs or George Best before him never played in a World Cup or European Championship and I don't want my name to be added to that list.
Barry Ferguson
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