Top 14 Funny Gardening Sayings
#1. I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
Steven Wright
#2. In this study, we have tried to focus on timeless biblical principles rather than the specific application of those principles.
Mary A. Kassian
#3. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
Mae West
#4. In winter the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity.
John Burroughs
#5. Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.
Carla H. Krueger
#6. Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.
Ayelet Waldman
#7. The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.
Jeremy Northam
#9. All life was finally judged by this degree of irritation: abuse of things that were not natural, the sedentary life of cities, novel reading, theatergoing, immoderate thirst for knowledge,
Michel Foucault
#11. Great habits improve performance and brings great success.
Debasish Mridha
#12. Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.
Michael Parkinson
#13. Attachment to the Divine leads to detachment from the mind. This leads to the realization that the nature of the Seer and the Divine are the same.
A. G. Mohan
#14. There's no value in doubting yourself. Accept your brilliance.
Mo Ali
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