Top 14 Funny Gardening Sayings

#1. I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

Steven Wright

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#2. In this study, we have tried to focus on timeless biblical principles rather than the specific application of those principles.

Mary A. Kassian

Funny Gardening Sayings #112723
#3. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

Mae West

Funny Gardening Sayings #198846
#4. In winter the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity.

John Burroughs

Funny Gardening Sayings #686612
#5. Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.

Carla H. Krueger

Funny Gardening Sayings #913889
#6. Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.

Ayelet Waldman

Funny Gardening Sayings #1069318
#7. The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.

Jeremy Northam

Funny Gardening Sayings #1127348
#8. Forgiveness is not an emotion; it's a choice.

Adrian Rogers

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#9. All life was finally judged by this degree of irritation: abuse of things that were not natural, the sedentary life of cities, novel reading, theatergoing, immoderate thirst for knowledge,

Michel Foucault

Funny Gardening Sayings #1349290
#10. If you want life's best, see to it that life gets your best.

Suzanne Woods Fisher

Funny Gardening Sayings #1380948
#11. Great habits improve performance and brings great success.

Debasish Mridha

Funny Gardening Sayings #1551912
#12. Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.

Michael Parkinson

Funny Gardening Sayings #1724653
#13. Attachment to the Divine leads to detachment from the mind. This leads to the realization that the nature of the Seer and the Divine are the same.

A. G. Mohan

Funny Gardening Sayings #1754685
#14. There's no value in doubting yourself. Accept your brilliance.

Mo Ali

Funny Gardening Sayings #1771859

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