Funny Gardening Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about funny gardening to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Funny Gardening Sayings

#1. I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small! - Author: Steven Wright
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#2. In this study, we have tried to focus on timeless biblical principles rather than the specific application of those principles. - Author: Mary A. Kassian
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#3. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. - Author: Mae West
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#4. In winter the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity. - Author: John Burroughs
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#5. Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. - Author: Carla H. Krueger
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#6. Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful. - Author: Ayelet Waldman
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#7. The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. - Author: Jeremy Northam
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#8. Forgiveness is not an emotion; it's a choice. - Author: Adrian Rogers
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#9. All life was finally judged by this degree of irritation: abuse of things that were not natural, the sedentary life of cities, novel reading, theatergoing, immoderate thirst for knowledge, - Author: Michel Foucault
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#10. If you want life's best, see to it that life gets your best. - Author: Suzanne Woods Fisher
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#11. Great habits improve performance and brings great success. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#12. Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk. - Author: Michael Parkinson
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#13. Attachment to the Divine leads to detachment from the mind. This leads to the realization that the nature of the Seer and the Divine are the same. - Author: A. G. Mohan
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#14. There's no value in doubting yourself. Accept your brilliance. - Author: Mo Ali
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