Funny Garage Sayings

#1. My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.

Michel Gondry

#2. You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate
hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk.

Molly Harper

#3. How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?

Stephen Fry

#4. I felt like I was trailblazing. And that's what I did.

Stanley Clarke

#5. We each have a spark of life inside of us, that can start a fire. You can choose to burn down a room or to brighten it with light.

Jose N. Harris

#6. The other day in the garage, I found a book report from the seventh grade that I did about silent movie stars. It's funny to look at now, because it really foretold what my future would be.

Mark Bridges

#7. It turns out I'm absolutely terrible at staying away from you. It's a very serious problem.

Kiera Cass

#8. Mantras are the past & the future.

David R. Wommack

#9. That's what I try to do - write sentences that won't be like sand castles.

William Maxwell

#10. P44- in tarzans clever little mind many thoughts revolved and back of these was his divine power of reason.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#11. Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

Corey Ford

#12. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Billy Sunday

#13. I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

Frank Carson

#14. A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Henny Youngman

#15. Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang. I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works.

Tammy Blackwell

#16. I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"

Demetri Martin

#17. Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

Frankie Boyle

#18. I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Groucho Marx

#19. If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused to Burton, I'd have the fucking pedal to the metal soon as I left the garage.

Carl Hiaasen

#20. Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.

Bill Engvall