Top 10 Funny Garage Door Quotes

#1. Positive things happen to positive people.

Sarah Beeny

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#2. Alan Whicker may be the last Briton to have worn a silver-buttoned blazer with complete confidence.

Craig Brown

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#3. New York never felt the recession. New York never felt a depression.

John Catsimatidis

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#4. A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Henny Youngman

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#5. I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

Frank Carson

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#6. I think Christians should be leaders in art, science, philanthropy, charity, and all kinds of good works. We should be good examples for everyone. Unfortunately though, that's not often the case.

Matt Smith

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#7. Who you become is infinitely more important than what you do, or what you have.

Matthew Kelly

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#8. I'd rather be encouraged by an ant to live than taught to doubt by fifty skeptics.

Marty Rubin

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#9. I live for fashion.

Anna Sui

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#10. And now that she knew, she couldn't do nothing. She couldn't. The anger would build inside he, on and on, forever until it poisoned her

Django Wexler

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