Funny Fruit Sayings

#1. Her face looked like a fruit from which all the juice had been sucked.

Brian Herbert

#2. (Imitating a Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem ... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

Bill Bailey

#3. Sleep I forget. Her silky breath no longer fans my ears; I dream I float on some forgotten stream that hath a saviour still of death,

Aleister Crowley

#4. Paulo Coelho once said that following your dream is like learning a foreign language; you will make mistakes but you will get there in the end.

Paulo Coelho

#5. My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head when you're not looking and then point at one another when you turn around.

Kevin Hearne

#6. Steffie took my hand and we walked past the fruit bins, an area that extended about forty-five yards along one wall. The bins were arranged diagonally and backed my mirrors that people accidentally punched when reaching for fruit in upper rows.

Don DeLillo

#7. Huh, another queen," Puck mused, an evil grin crossing his face. "Maybe we should drop in and introduce ourselves, ice-boy. Do the whole, hey, we were just in the neighborhood, and we were just wondering if you had any plans to take over the Nevernever. Have a fruit basket.

Julie Kagawa

#8. There are no crowds out there demanding to see smoking scenes in movies.

Joe Eszterhas

#9. Half the time you think your thinking you're actually listening

Terence McKenna

#10. Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#11. Tribalism isn't a bad thing. If you're a Facebook user, or Twitter user or Foursquare user or LinkedIn user, those are all tribes ... and they may even have sub-tribes. It's not pejorative, it's declarative.

Peter Guber

#12. My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

Rodney Dangerfield

#13. If New Orleans is allowed to die, a crucial part of the world's music heritage will disappear.

Ray Davies

#14. I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.

Mitch Hedberg

#15. He's sitting casually at my kitchen table peeling the skin off an apple
with a pocket knife, a red apple that he has quite obviously appropriated from my fruit bowl, might I add.

L. H. Cosway

#16. I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?

John Layfield

#17. Daniel was standing in Minnie's kitchen next to a suitcase that contained everything he owned. Her kitchen smelled funny: of animals and fruit and burned wood. The house was cramped and dark and Daniel didn't want to stay. Minnie

Lisa Ballantyne

#18. The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.

Terry Pratchett

#19. are holding this book means you have more than a passing

Sue Pickering

#20. An evil deed is not redeemed by an evil deed in retaliation.

Coretta Scott King

#21. If it is with outer seriousness, it must be with inner humor. If it is with outer humor, it must be with inner seriousness. Neither one alone without the other under it will do.

Robert Frost

#22. I want to do a lot of different characters - definitely not always the same kind of character. I love that life provides so many choices, and I want to be able to experience that.

Stephanie Sigman

#23. I try not to repeat myself in fills in all the Rush songs unless it is something simple or something I feel is my own characteristic thing.

Neil Peart

#24. It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

Daniel Bryan

#25. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

P. J. O'Rourke

#26. sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria

Roslyn Grant

#27. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

Clint Eastwood

#28. I think if I produced a show I would not want to be part of that production. That's not ... I'm not ... I mean, I couldn't even sell Boy Scout chocolate bars when I was a kid!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

#29. Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

Dylan Moran