Funny Freelance Quotes

#1. The Treasury's plan has little for those outside of the financial industry. It is aimed at rescuing the same financial institutions that created this crisis with the sloppy underwriting and reckless disregard for the risk they were creating, taking or passing on to others.

Richard Shelby

#2. Watching his sister be a mother was perhaps the greatest argument for marriage. And watching his niece spit up on her was perhaps the best argument against procreation.

Kate Noble

#3. Be not ashamed women, ... You are the gates of the body, and you are the gates of the soul.

Walt Whitman

#4. The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.

Nora Ephron

#5. Think different, be different.

Vernard Dorsey

#6. When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then ... well, you get the idea.

Rick Riordan

#7. Yes, pain meant life. But life did not mean pain.

Barry Lyga

#8. The government is there day in and day out, if you want all kids to have education, if you want to run courts, if you want to have an army, if you want to have roads, you've got to have the taxation system that funds everything that you expect.

Bill Gates