Funny Forty Year Old Birthday Quotes

#1. Religion - the wishful thinking of an ape that talks! You know what I think?" he asked rhetorically, trying to distract himself from yet another death. "Random shit happens, and we turn it into stories and call it sacred scripture - - Author: Mary Doria Russell

#2. Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning. - Author: Rachel Caine

#3. I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested. - Author: Smedley Butler

#4. Since the founding of quantum mechanics in the 1920s, theoretical physics had nurtured an extremely radical tradition. - Author: David Gross

#5. But lost in that sea of (valid) criticism is the perhaps subtler critique that in an age of consumerism, economic imperialism and what Martin Luther King Jr. called "jumboism," the sacrificial way of Jesus may be calling us to forsake the supersized life. - Author: C. Christopher Smith

#6. The sun, heavy and red, was almost down on the horizon now. Its image floated like spilled fire on the water. The - Author: Ross Macdonald

#7. Folks can believe what they like but eventually a man's got to declare if he's going to do what is right. - Author: Josh Brolin

#8. Don't you want to die nobly for a just cause?"
"I'd much rather live quietly for one. - Author: Terry Pratchett

#9. Christianity is a way of life - not a dogma! - Author: Stefan Emunds

#10. When we approve of ourselves we do not need any further stamps from others. - Author: Nithya Shanti

#11. The Earth forgives the previous year every year. - Author: Robert Hass

#12. I came back out here from England and I was there for a while and it was beautiful and it is just great to see London going from Spring to Summer and Autumn. - Author: Orlando Bloom

#13. Is anyone really surprised that Warren, who is the ultimate embodiment of concentrated decision-making power, picked somebody [Bill and Melinda Gates] who he thinks is like him in many important ways? It was a noble and sensible decision. - Author: Charlie Munger