Funny Fortune Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about funny fortune to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Funny Fortune Quotes

#1. Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. - Author: Confucius
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#2. Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#3. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. - Author: Josh Lieb
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#5. Content is fire. Social media is gasoline. - Author: Ryan Kahn
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#6. Nature has granted man no better gift than the shortness of life. The senses grow dull, the limbs are numb, sight, bearing, gait, even the teeth and alimentary organs die before we do, and yet this period is reckoned a portion of life. - Pg. 82 - Author: Robert Harris
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#7. I never understood why people want to do big things ... Just do little things, with great Love. - Author: Heidi Baker
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#8. It's funny, but ... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you. - Author: Thomas McGuane
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#9. I think diamonds represent luxury, indulgence, and class. So any time you can incorporate a gift that is synonymous with all those attributes, you know the other person will love it. I would challenge someone to find something that better represents Valentine's Day more than diamonds! - Author: Chris Evans
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#10. If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. - Author: Theresa Paolo
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#11. Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
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#12. I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup. - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#13. I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. - Author: C.S. Forester
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#14. The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune. - Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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