Funny Forehead Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Funny Forehead Quotes

#1. You should have been born a poet," she whispered as she pulled away.
"Screw that," he laughed as he placed a gentle kiss to her forehead. "I'd rather be a porn star," he said - Author: Amelia Hutchins
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#2. She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?"
"To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool."
Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#3. In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. - Author: B. Justin Shier
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#4. Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We just make crazy together. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#5. Steve did not have a death wish. He had the exact opposite. His appetite for life was so strong, it outweighed all fear. So what if his choices shortened his life? His choices filled his life, and enriched the lives of those around him. - Author: Richard Branson
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#6. We found it!" Charlotte yelled, as they ran back through the house. "We found it, we found it!"
Eddie, Mr. Mallery, and Colonel Andrews came from separate directions, converging in the front hall. Miss Charming was hopping up and down, her bosom nearly rising to slap her own forehead. - Author: Shannon Hale
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#7. She turns to us, acts surprised to see us, then does the bit with the back of the hand to the forehead. "You're lost!" "You're angry!" "You're in the wrong school!" "You're in the wrong country!" "You're on the wrong planet! - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#8. The right of freely examining public characters and measures, and of free communication among the people thereon ... has ever been justly deemed the only effectual guardian of every other right. - Author: James Madison
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#9. My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#10. I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie's cheek.
"FUCK," he shouted, wiping it off. "What if you killed me!" He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead.
"Ow!"
"Taste the rainbow bitch. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#11. In dreams begin responsibilities," as the poet Yeats said, - Author: Andrew Klavan
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#12. The computer is simply an instrument whose music is ideas. - Author: Alan Kay
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#13. I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead - Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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#14. Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#15. And while they were in the same place, there came a great mist about them and a darkness, so that they could not know what way they were going, and they heard the noise of a rider coming towards them. 'It would be a great grief to us,' said Conn, 'to be brought away into a strange country. - Author: Lady Augusta Gregory
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#16. They say time heals all wounds. But does it close the gaps too? Maybe it can. Maybe in a year it turns an eight-year time gap into dust. Maybe it turns a girl who didn't know what she wanted into someone who became certain. Maybe it turns twenty-one stolen kisses into endless given ones. - Author: Lauren Blakely
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#17. If you look at coffee, tea, food and juice, we think there are inherent opportunities. If you look at health bars or grab-and-go products that are in our stores, we think we can significantly enhance them and make them more widely available. - Author: Howard Schultz
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