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Top 14 Funny Fml Quotes

#1. He went three hundred yards up the slope to the other hotel, he engaged a room, and found himself washing without a memory of the intervening ten minutes, only a sort of drunken flush pierced with voices, unimportant voices that did not know how much he was loved. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#2. Investing in women, helping women to achieve their dreams, sending young girls to college. Trying to train young girls to be leaders. Sponsoring the Minerva Awards. All of these programs didn't exist before that help women day in and day out. - Author: Maria Shriver
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#3. I'm tired of being ruled by the Skull and Bones. The only place they belong are on punk-rock albums! - Author: Jello Biafra
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#4. Man is a masterpiece of creation if for no other reason than that, all the weight of evidence for determinism notwithstanding, he believes he has free will. - Author: Georg C. Lichtenberg
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#5. Eye reads what is unwritten. - Author: Kishore Bansal
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#6. I fought as an infantry Marine on one of the Vietnam War's harshest battlefields. After leaving the Marine Corps, I studied law and found a fulfilling career as an author and journalist. But again and again, I came back to the personal fulfillment that can only come from public service. - Author: Jim Webb
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#7. I needed cutting now the way a diabetic needs insulin. It was a bulwark, steady and unyielding, I could throw up against the insidious, corrosive lapping of a whispering sea of uneasiness. - Author: Caroline Kettlewell
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#8. The Reformation has been called in a biting epigram "a rising of the rich against the poor." - Author: Hilaire Belloc
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#9. You know, an iPhone is fashion everything is fashion. - Author: Karen Walker
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#10. Laziness is the one divine fragment of a godlike existence left to man from paradise. - Author: Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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#11. The world! It is a word capable of as diverse interpretations or misinterpretations as the thing itself a thing by various people supposed to belong to heaven, man, or the devil, or alternatively to all three. - Author: Dinah Maria Murlock Craik
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#12. When she wraps her arms around my neck, all I want to do is protect this girl for the rest of my life. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#13. Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician. - Author: Burt Prelutsky
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#14. Refuting anything in this worldly life is tantamount to refuting God. Even refuting stealing is tantamount to refuting God. This Stealing is a kind of laxative. It cleanses us and leaves. - Author: Dada Bhagwan
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