Funny Flying Spaghetti Monster Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 14 Funny Flying Spaghetti Monster Quotes

#1. The ANC will rule South Africa until Jesus comes back. - Author: Jacob Zuma
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#2. NEVER SURRENDER DREAMS
If we are to be who we are; if we are to accomplish great things; then we must learn the heart's most essential rule: NEVER SURRENDER DREAMS - Author: J. Michael Straczynski
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#3. I put a hand between my legs. Yup, everything was still there; then I goosed Peter.
He laughed. "Hey, now ... "
"I was just checking to make sure all the important parts were still attached."
"Jeez, D ... - Author: Adrienne Wilder
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#4. I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry Seinfeld-type comedians of the world, and that's what I thought live performance comedy was all about. - Author: Scott Aukerman
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#5. Teaching an adolescent pixy and teenage gargoyle how to make explosives might not be such a good idea. But hell, he'd learned when he was five. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#6. I think money laundering is giving oxygen to organized crime. - Author: Enrique Pena Nieto
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#7. Cultivate balance. After all, there's no such thing as a shadow without the involvement of light. - Author: Erica Alex
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#8. The two most important questions in the world are:
How can I be the best version of myself &
How can I help others be their best version - Author: Steven Aitchison
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#9. Until I really accepted this about myself and got over any of my own transphobia that I had, I really felt like I wouldn't be accepted. I thought I would ruin my life. - Author: Chaz Bono
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#10. I've found that from my point of view, the Chen style contained many things that I knew on a fairly superficial level from Eagle Claw, and that had Chen elements of what seemed to me the soft in Eagle Claw. - Author: Lou Reed
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#11. One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - Author: John Lennon
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#12. He can best avoid a snare who knows how to set one. - Author: Publilius Syrus
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#13. Beautiful are the words, that can express the innermost thoughts. - Author: Alok Jagawat
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#14. I'm a fan of polarization. If you make something that is palatable to everybody, it's like making vanilla ice cream, and I think we have enough of that. - Author: Chris Stapleton
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