Funny Flush Toilet Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Flush Toilet Quotes

#1. This guy was making me tired. "Thanks for the afternoon's entertainment," I said. "I'll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days. - Author: John Swartzwelder
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#2. Orr is the greatest young hockey player that's come along since I've been here. - Author: Bobby Hull
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#3. We could live at the present day without a Plato, but a double number of Newtons is required to discover the secrets of nature, and to bring life into harmony with the laws of nature. - Author: Dmitri Mendeleev
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#4. Calm and order can be just as dangerous to democracy as uneasiness and disorder. - Author: Hildegard Hamm-Brucher
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#5. Dreaming and self-esteem are the only things to make one extraordinary ... - Author: Zainab Asif
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#6. If I stay close to the sea, I will go on well. - Author: Charlotte Eriksson
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#7. I'm just a regular guy that had a dream and ran for it. - Author: Lyoto Machida
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#8. I'm just trying to make the point that the story we're telling ourselves is often very different from the story we're telling the people around us. - Author: Donald Miller
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#9. In much of today's popular culture, the virtues of forgiveness and kindness are belittled, while ridicule, anger, and harsh criticism are encouraged. Let us not hurt the ones we love the most by selfish criticism! - Author: David E. Sorensen
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#10. We are here to laugh at the odds. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#11. A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#12. Do we really have the right to take care of ourselves? Do we really have the right to set boundaries? Do we really have the right to be direct and say what we need to say? You bet we do. - Author: Melody Beattie
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#13. Stalin made mistakes. He made mistakes towards us, for example, in 1927. He made mistakes towards the Yugoslavs too. One cannot advance without mistakes ... It is necessary to make mistakes.
The party cannot be educated without learning from mistakes. This has great significance. - Author: Mao Zedong
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#14. A lot of Chinese don't understand why people in the West are critical of China. - Author: Rebecca MacKinnon
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#15. Pain revealed the paltry dimensions of love. The paltry dimensions of everything, in fact, except pain. - Author: Glen Duncan
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