Funny Flossing Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Flossing Quotes

#1. I have butterflies in my stomach. - Author: Zane
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#2. President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man. - Author: Will Rogers
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#3. The man for whom the law exists - the man of forms, the conservative - is a tame man. - Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#4. It's easier to make your way if you choose your own soundtrack - Author: Fredrik Backman
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#5. This is a work of fiction.
If certain characters resemble people in real life, it is because certain people in real life resemble characters from a novel.
Nobody, therefore, is entitled to feel included in this book.
Nobody, by the same token, to feel excluded. - Author: Fernando Del Paso
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#6. I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle. - Author: Jack Whitehall
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#7. When I disappear, I will disappear; there'll be nothing left. - Author: Christian De Duve
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#8. Forgiveness is God's command. - Author: Martin Luther
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#9. I cried, for happiness, for sadness, but most of all, for emptiness. - Author: Daul Kim
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#10. A dunk is nice because it can create momentum, but it's not as good as scoring a touchdown. - Author: Antonio Gates
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#11. There's not a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Romney. - Author: Virgil Goode
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#12. I thought I was actually doing quite well - I was on Jazz FM six days a week. I fancied going to Australia and I had a wonderful experience. It's changed me for the better and it was flattering to win. - Author: Tony Blackburn
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#13. How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?"
"Keep doing what?"
"Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her, and moving on the the next. How much longer?"
"Until my dick stops working. - Author: Whitney Gracia Williams
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#14. I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#15. I will never get girls. You're so instantly competitive, always assuming the worst about each other. - Author: Jennifer Hillier
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