Top 11 Funny Flirty Text Quotes

#1. You don't need to be so fierce and bluffing..
if you already know that I can't be intimidated.

Toba Beta

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#2. Vice President Biden is the real deal. He'll give it to you straight. He communicates in a way that I think connects with people at a real level.

Michael Nutter

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#3. This animal called man has some religious influence, but he is guided by economy.

Swami Vivekananda

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#4. Here in these circuses and carnivals we all love each other with our oddities and queernesses.

Rawi Hage

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#5. Life would be dull without them.

Oscar Wilde

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#6. Everything can become something it's not

Lauren DeStefano

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#7. That morning each of us found a breaking point. Not only a physical barrier, but a point where determination, stamina and duty clashed and were overcome not so much by pain but by absurdity.

Stefan Kieszling

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#8. With battlements that on their restless fronts Bore stars.

William Wordsworth

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#9. It's never too late - not now, not ever - for you to pursue your passion.

Debbi Fields

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#10. She was my incubating uterus and birthday party thrower for the last seventeen years.

Colleen Hoover

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#11. Her Majesty's government is engaging not merely in Orwellian Newspeak but in self-defeating Orwellian Newspeak. The broader message it sends is that ours is a weak culture so unconfident and insecure that if you bomb us and kill us our first urge is to find a way to flatter and apologize to you.

Mark Steyn

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