Top 17 Funny Fish Tank Quotes

#1. Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.

Tommy Cooper

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#2. The human race is doomed to sink back farther and farther into the primitive night ere again it begins its bloody climb upward to civilization.

Jack London

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#3. Drugs, were a symptom - they weren't the cause of anything.

Wayne Kramer

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#4. I've found that there are only two kinds that are any good: slang that has established itself in the language, and slang that you make up yourself. Everything else is apt to be passe before it gets into print.

Raymond Chandler

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#5. The opportunity of a lifetime must be grasped within the lifetime of that opportunity.

Catherine DeVrye

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#6. He had never seemed breakable before, but in that moment, he was entirely fragile, and there was something beautiful in his sadness; something raw.

Peter Monn

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#7. The mystery is what prompted men to leave caves, to come out of the womb of nature.

Stephen Gardiner

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#8. I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."

Steven Wright

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#9. A simple question unlocks best.

Robin Hobb

Funny Fish Tank Quotes #1044521
#10. One act of beneficence, one act of real usefulness, is worth all the abstract sentiment in the world.

Ann Radcliffe

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#11. Each of us promenades his thought, like a monkey on a leash. When you read, you always have to such monkeys: your own and one belonging to someone else. Or, even worse, a monkey and a hyena. Now, consider what you will feed them. For a hyena does not eat the same things as a monkey ...

Milorad Pavic

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#12. If you're into what you're playing, that's the most important thing.

James Hetfield

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#13. Boredom comes from a boring mind.

Metallica

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#14. Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

Mark Twain

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#15. The limitations of archaeology are galling. It collects phenomena, but hardly ever can isolate them so as to interpret scientifically; it can frame any number of hypotheses, but rarely, if ever, scientifically prove.

David George Hogarth

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#16. I want the services to look and sound like the Grammys. It's not showy, but we represent God, and it should be first class.

Joel Osteen

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#17. Short prayer pierceth heaven.

Dionysius Of Halicarnassus

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