Top 17 Funny Fish Tank Quotes
#1. Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
Tommy Cooper
#2. The human race is doomed to sink back farther and farther into the primitive night ere again it begins its bloody climb upward to civilization.
Jack London
#3. Drugs, were a symptom - they weren't the cause of anything.
Wayne Kramer
#4. I've found that there are only two kinds that are any good: slang that has established itself in the language, and slang that you make up yourself. Everything else is apt to be passe before it gets into print.
Raymond Chandler
#5. The opportunity of a lifetime must be grasped within the lifetime of that opportunity.
Catherine DeVrye
#6. He had never seemed breakable before, but in that moment, he was entirely fragile, and there was something beautiful in his sadness; something raw.
Peter Monn
#7. The mystery is what prompted men to leave caves, to come out of the womb of nature.
Stephen Gardiner
#8. I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."
Steven Wright
#10. One act of beneficence, one act of real usefulness, is worth all the abstract sentiment in the world.
Ann Radcliffe
#11. Each of us promenades his thought, like a monkey on a leash. When you read, you always have to such monkeys: your own and one belonging to someone else. Or, even worse, a monkey and a hyena. Now, consider what you will feed them. For a hyena does not eat the same things as a monkey ...
Milorad Pavic
#12. If you're into what you're playing, that's the most important thing.
James Hetfield
#13. Boredom comes from a boring mind.
Metallica
#14. Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
Mark Twain
#15. The limitations of archaeology are galling. It collects phenomena, but hardly ever can isolate them so as to interpret scientifically; it can frame any number of hypotheses, but rarely, if ever, scientifically prove.
David George Hogarth
#16. I want the services to look and sound like the Grammys. It's not showy, but we represent God, and it should be first class.
Joel Osteen