Funny First Child Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny First Child Quotes

#1. It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Author: Anatole France
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#2. We can not continue to allow this over reliance on government to replace the cornerstone institution that has made the American experience possible. - Author: Marco Rubio
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#3. We are all very ignorant. What happens is that not all ignore the same things. - Author: Albert Einstein
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#4. Why be like everyone else when you can stand out. - Author: Kimberly Blalock
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#5. If you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift. - Author: Victoria Osteen
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#6. I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born child or something."
Daemon waggled his brows. "You want kids? Because you know, practice makes
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"Shut up." I shook my head and started walking. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#7. When words fail to express the exalted sentiments and finer emotions of the human heart, music becomes the sublimated language of the soul, the divine instrumentality for its higher utterance. - Author: Hans Hinrich Wendt
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#8. Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet. - Author: Art Linkletter
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#9. Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. - Author: Robert Breault
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#10. Word porn is the best porn when the imagination is well endowed. - Author: Dez Marie
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#11. What really grabs me about living in Tucson is the color beige. - Author: Max Cannon
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#12. The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone's hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other party as if they were responsible for a past death in your family, or your adoption as a child. - Author: Wes Locher
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#13. I never felt brave. I never had a moment of extreme courage or belief that this was going to be the best decision I had ever made. I just did the next thing. - Author: Annie F. Downs
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#14. She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would need another. - Author: Wendy Corsi Staub
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#15. Beauty by mistake'
the final phase in the history of beauty. - Author: Milan Kundera
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