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Top 21 Funny Fired Up Quotes

#1. I write for fun. I had written a kind of media satire, but I doubt it will see the light of day. It was just a personal project. - Author: Michael Hastings
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#2. It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the weekend hoping to get the $400 - and get fired. I had to prank whoever they told me to prank. - Author: John Mulaney
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#3. Incompetents invariably made trouble for people other than themselves. - Author: Larry McMurtry
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#4. I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#5. My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny. - Author: Julianna Guill
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#6. I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. - Author: Steven Wright
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#7. All day long wearing a hat that wasn't on my head - Author: Jack Kerouac
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#8. The earth is a great piece of stupidity. - Author: Victor Hugo
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#9. Eight inches strong, it is my favourite thing;
If I'm alone at night, I embrace it fully -
A beautiful woman hasn't touched it for ages.
Within my fundoshi there is an entire universe! - Author: Ikkyu
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#10. I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. - Author: Wallace Wang
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#11. There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers. - Author: Lois Greiman
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#12. I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. - Author: Steven Wright
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#13. I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. - Author: Alex Pareene
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#14. It's funny, when you become an actor and you're successful, they don't want to talk about acting any more. 'Hey let's talk about that stuff you were fired from.' - Author: Nicholas Brendon
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#15. I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell." - Author: Margaret Cho
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#16. Nothing is ever settled," says Jocelyn. "Every day is different. Isn't it better to do something because you've decided to? Rather than because you have to?" "No, it isn't," says Charmaine. "Love isn't like that. With love, you can't stop yourself." She wants the helplessness, she wants ... - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#17. Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#18. A relationship could be a place to hide too. - Author: Deb Caletti
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#19. You realize people like you and Trav are going to fight, right?" America said, filing her nails as she chewed the huge wad of gum in her mouth.
I turned over on the bed. "You are officially fired. You are a terrible conscious. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#20. The building is an old strip club. The sign reads "Fuzzy Holes." That's a funny name for a club. On the sign below the name is reads "We fired the ugly one. Come on in! - Author: Joseph Zuko
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#21. Everything in its time, and timing is God's playground. Trust me, being surprised by everything is so much better than needing to control everything. - Author: Wm. Paul Young
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