Funny Felony Quotes

#1. We are called to be contemplatives..by seeking the face of God in everything, everyone, everywhere, all the time ...

Mother Teresa

#2. He trudged along unknowing what he sought, And whistled as he went, for want of thought.

John Dryden

#3. More often than not, if you've got a good director and a good script you can't really go wrong.

Douglas Booth

#4. Let experience, the least fallible guide of human opinion, be appealed to for an answer to these inquiries.

Alexander Hamilton

#5. Annabeth nodded. "That's right.Alexander conquered Egypt.After he died, his general Ptolemy took over. He wanted the Egyptians to accept him as their pharaoh, so he mashed the Egyptian gods and the Greek gods together and made up new ones."
"Sounds messy," Sadie said. "I prefer my gods unmashed.

Rick Riordan

#6. It's not enough to be the best at what you do. You must be perceived as the only one who does what you do.

Jerry Garcia

#7. The one thing you can bet is that spying is never over. Spying is like the wiring in this building: It's just a question of who takes it over and switches on the lights. It will go on and on and on.

John Le Carre

#8. If all of your friends are morons is it a
felony, a misdemeanor or an act of God if
you blow their fucking heads off with a
thirty-eight magnum?

Bret Easton Ellis

#9. The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one
or both. Usually both.

Susan Sontag

#10. What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

Simon Jordan

#11. Think about it! God is all-knowing but you're not His only child. You're not His end all and be all. Ezra, you're good, but you ain't all that, sweetie.

Love Belvin

#12. My body might be a slave, but not my mind. For you, it's the other way round.

Sue Monk Kidd