Top 100 Funny Feeling Quotes

#1. I was feeling the height of bitchiness.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Feeling Quotes #1788
#2. Oh, I'm so going to put a knife in the other side of your chest, I think, feeling stabby.

Amy A. Bartol

Funny Feeling Quotes #37000
#3. I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepy
albeit really,really nice
fondling.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Feeling Quotes #37262
#4. I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had written a poem and it was very good and I had lost it and would never remember it again.

Raymond Chandler

Funny Feeling Quotes #67422
#5. I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself.

Banana Yoshimoto

Funny Feeling Quotes #122094
#6. As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Funny Feeling Quotes #126471
#7. As human beings, we can encompass a vague feeling of what the universe is, and all in this funny little brain here - so there has to be something more than just brain, it has to be something to do with spirit as well.

Jane Goodall

Funny Feeling Quotes #127795
#8. Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.

Aaron Swartz

Funny Feeling Quotes #169350
#9. Sometimes I get a funny feeling inside me that I shan't be here very long,
and I'm not talking in terms of things like success.
It frightens me sometimes

Marc Bolan

Funny Feeling Quotes #177889
#10. Despite my funny feeling about her, I regretfully obliged to his interest in pursuing a sexual relationship with her. I knew James only wanted the pussy, but I could see in Raven's eyes that she wanted more.

Jessica N. Watkins

Funny Feeling Quotes #187190
#11. I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not funny, that's really terrible. It's a horrible feeling.

Tom Hollander

Funny Feeling Quotes #202554
#12. If I could fly, I would soar all the way up to the window of a plane carrying a suitcase in my hand, then I'd motion toward the plane's door and make an annoyed face at the terrified passengers. I have a feeling I would do this a lot.

Colin Nissan

Funny Feeling Quotes #211103
#13. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

Tommy Cooper

Funny Feeling Quotes #231290
#14. It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday.

Zakk Wylde

Funny Feeling Quotes #238547
#15. Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.

Ken Dodd

Funny Feeling Quotes #240334
#16. I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.

Tom Althouse

Funny Feeling Quotes #254101
#17. Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because those moments, that's what I crave. If I do something funny, and I hear a crowd laugh in that moment, we're all sharing the exact same experience and the exact same feeling.

Howie Mandel

Funny Feeling Quotes #264809
#18. What a funny girl, I thought, and then I realized something. To the three-year-old ye, and maybe even to the thirty year old eye, weeds and grass look very similar. Same color, same feeling, same texture.

Angie Smith

Funny Feeling Quotes #266572
#19. Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.

Santosh Kalwar

Funny Feeling Quotes #304747
#20. How are you feeling?"
"Like I fell out a burning building onto pavement, you?" I grumbled.
"Like I was pushed out of a burning building by a maniac," she retorted, a small smile playing across her face.

R.R. Virdi

Funny Feeling Quotes #308667
#21. Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying.

Jen Turano

Funny Feeling Quotes #333159
#22. The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.

Rob Delaney

Funny Feeling Quotes #333166
#23. I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling.

Jim Dale

Funny Feeling Quotes #353599
#24. Feeling funny in my mind, Lord I believe I'm fixing to die Well, I don't mind dying But I hate to leave my children crying Well, I look over yonder to that burying ground Look over yonder to that burying ground Sure seems lonesome, Lord, when the sun goes down

Bob Dylan

Funny Feeling Quotes #404076
#25. I was glad to get in that stall. It was a funny feeling, being naked and fighting a man with a gun. I didn't like it. I felt the bullets would hurt more, naked.

Jonathan Latimer

Funny Feeling Quotes #409864
#26. Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.

Ellen Hopkins

Funny Feeling Quotes #415086
#27. Books. It's always easier to tell people that a character is funny rather than attempt to hit the punchline of a joke that character would've said. But if we all simply told, books would cease to exist. And so would empathy. And feeling.

Joyce Rachelle

Funny Feeling Quotes #434173
#28. I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

Tom Baker

Funny Feeling Quotes #458831
#29. You have to avoid caricature, at the one end of the spectrum, and sentimentality, at the other; which is not to say that such characters shouldn't be funny part of the time, or that their actions shouldn't evoke genuine feeling.

Robert Boswell

Funny Feeling Quotes #493446
#30. Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways.

Sam Lipsyte

Funny Feeling Quotes #537464
#31. You don't understand,' I said. 'I need to be with her. With every fibre of my being I ache for her. I'm in love.'
'I do understand,' said Zoran. 'It was same for me with Mrs Zoran when I first meet her. But the feeling goes away after few hours.

Doug MacLeod

Funny Feeling Quotes #580526
#32. I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Funny Feeling Quotes #592662
#33. A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."

Frank Carson

Funny Feeling Quotes #598177
#34. It brought back the feel of her love, something he hadn't felt for centuries. Something that was familiar as his own voice. Funny how a feeling could stay with a person for so long."~Elijah

Jen Meyers

Funny Feeling Quotes #645665
#35. It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.

Alan Alda

Funny Feeling Quotes #668237
#36. There was also another funny feeling that he had for the elder sister. For some unfathomable reason, he was attracted to her knees. He had always felt like biting them!

Nicholas Chong

Funny Feeling Quotes #671560
#37. Something funny always happens in every show in the UK and I genuinely love touring the UK because it's where I'm from. I just get a warm feeling when I'm home.

Ellie Goulding

Funny Feeling Quotes #675243
#38. I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born child or something."
Daemon waggled his brows. "You want kids? Because you know, practice makes
"
"Shut up." I shook my head and started walking.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Feeling Quotes #696029
#39. It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.

Haim Shapira

Funny Feeling Quotes #696403
#40. I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too.

Kate Klise

Funny Feeling Quotes #728388
#41. It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now.

Cora Carmack

Funny Feeling Quotes #729390
#42. I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Greg Behrendt

Funny Feeling Quotes #736398
#43. There are not that many people who know how to edit. It's a funny tiny little obscure talent but it's very special. You have to have the feeling of popular taste.

Helen Gurley Brown

Funny Feeling Quotes #783135
#44. If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's because you have to finish something. I've a funny feeling that my thing in this life is to have one relationship after another.

Marie Helvin

Funny Feeling Quotes #787647
#45. I have a bad feeling about this," she said.
"We'll fake it. And if push comes to shove, we can just sing Goober Peas and waltz around."
"Rebecca might not find that very funny."
"Rebecca is a Northerner. You can tell because there aren't any cheese straws on the snack table.

Mary Jane Hathaway

Funny Feeling Quotes #801382
#46. Uh, puedo hablar con Andrew Nelson, por favor?" I asked, feeling like an idiot.
"Quien?"
"El americano," I explained. "Muy grande americano."
In trying to describe my father, I sounded like I was ordering coffee. But it worked.

Kate Klise

Funny Feeling Quotes #805303
#47. Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

David Letterman

Funny Feeling Quotes #814234
#48. I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Kiersten White

Funny Feeling Quotes #834207
#49. The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.

Benny Bellamacina

Funny Feeling Quotes #841022
#50. I put my hands on his chest, splaying my fingers, feeling his heart beat under my palm. Funny how such a simple thing like a heartbeat could fascinate me now that I didn't have one. Or maybe it was just Zeke's heart that I was fascinated with.

Julie Kagawa

Funny Feeling Quotes #888462
#51. He rolled onto his back and tried to remember the dream he had been having. It had been a good one. There had been a flying motorcycle in it. He had a funny feeling he'd had the same dream before.

J.K. Rowling

Funny Feeling Quotes #909605
#52. I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.

Kumail Nanjiani

Funny Feeling Quotes #956875
#53. Let's say I'm not feeling well, and somebody would say to me, 'Just do an easy show, just go out and do a light ... ' - I can't! I cannot do that kind of a show. I have to still put 150 percent into it, and it's funny: it's so healing to do that.

Gene Pitney

Funny Feeling Quotes #1011403
#54. When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed.
The Enemy of Old fucking sighed.
Dear gods, it'd finally happened to him.
Happiness.
Then his own fangs sharpened.I will kill anyone who tries to take this feeling away from me.

Kresley Cole

Funny Feeling Quotes #1036371
#55. It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone.

Anna Quindlen

Funny Feeling Quotes #1036655
#56. If you're public speaking, imagine yourself feeling confident; if you're nervous about a date and thinking, 'I'm gonna be a dork,' picture yourself being funny. Then it will be familiar to your brain.

Lindsey Stirling

Funny Feeling Quotes #1049862
#57. If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate
jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.
Maximum Ride, School's Out
Forever

James Patterson

Funny Feeling Quotes #1058046
#58. I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.

Salma Hayek

Funny Feeling Quotes #1058391
#59. Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others

Yana Toboso

Funny Feeling Quotes #1075732
#60. I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that.

Doug Dorst

Funny Feeling Quotes #1084691
#61. It's kind of funny to read the work of ex-Marines and soldiers because what they said to me as a reporter was only a fraction of what they were thinking and feeling and saying to one another.

George Packer

Funny Feeling Quotes #1088691
#62. The most impersonal seeming audiences eventually just say such intimate, smart, wise, amazing, totally surprising, funny things. It's empowering, in the sense of feeling like you're a part of something really important.

Gloria Steinem

Funny Feeling Quotes #1091393
#63. You were upset. I don't want you feeling forced into anything, he pressed on, horrified at his own words. Mental. Since when did he let chivalry get in the way of a blowjob? Talk about boycotting oneself, jeez.

Elle Aycart

Funny Feeling Quotes #1143719
#64. Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me.

Lindsay Armstrong

Funny Feeling Quotes #1150549
#65. Funny, what a freeing thing right is. And how ... flexible it is. There is all sorts of right available to me now. Before, when I had to choose between Adam and James, I chose the hardest right path. It almost killed me. For now, I'm choosing the easiest right path.

Kiersten White

Funny Feeling Quotes #1153782
#66. Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism.

Criss Jami

Funny Feeling Quotes #1156976
#67. Belatedly, I notice how much easier it is to walk on these sticks when you can't feel your legs. Lesson number one for hooch wear, be drunk. It might make dancing more of a challenge, but I wasn't feeling a thing and it was beautiful.

Harper Sloan

Funny Feeling Quotes #1157359
#68. Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.

Bauvard

Funny Feeling Quotes #1174735
#69. If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Kristen Schaal

Funny Feeling Quotes #1209055
#70. I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill fitting orange jumpsuit, cozying up to a great big girl named Beulah

Kate Carlisle

Funny Feeling Quotes #1219599
#71. 'A Bug's Life' is a really funny movie and the characters have such different personalities. The movie is happy and then gets really sad and I'm like, W'hoa, I'm feeling this way and this movie is about bugs!'

Booboo Stewart

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#72. You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they were feeling for diamonds or something.

Catherine Gilbert Murdock

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#73. I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do.

Darynda Jones

Funny Feeling Quotes #1246903
#74. I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail.

Sara Blakely

Funny Feeling Quotes #1251100
#75. Okay ... My name is Ellie Mason and I have a feeling you don't like me."
Kylie stopped and swerved around ... "Okay, let's get something out in the open. I know you had sex with Derek."
"Damn!" Perry said, and grinned. "This is gonna be better than I thought.

C.C. Hunter

Funny Feeling Quotes #1253000
#76. Andy was speechless. He'd forgotten that there was actually another person in the room- someone with her own needs and desires and shit to freak out about. But it was funny, or better than funny, that sometimes two people could be feeling the exact same thing at the exact same time.

Tommy Wallach

Funny Feeling Quotes #1276052
#77. But at the exact same time I got nervous about that, I also got this other feeling, which I can only describe of as love for Annemarie's elevator.

Rebecca Stead

Funny Feeling Quotes #1289594
#78. It was because a great-looking man with no apparent mental defects found her attractive. Imagine feeling so buoyant over something so juvenile.

Maggie Shayne

Funny Feeling Quotes #1301653
#79. Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

Allen Klein

Funny Feeling Quotes #1307492
#80. This is you. She pointed at the stick figure with enormous red curly marks and blue eyes.
Did my hair really look like that? I ran a hand over my head, feeling a bit like Little Orphan Annie.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Feeling Quotes #1318100
#81. If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Larry David

Funny Feeling Quotes #1324785
#82. Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.

Tom Waits

Funny Feeling Quotes #1340271
#83. In homosexual sex you know exactly what the other person is feeling, so you are identifying with the other person completely. In heterosexual sex you have no idea what the other person is feeling.

William S. Burroughs

Funny Feeling Quotes #1347927
#84. There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

Laurence Sterne

Funny Feeling Quotes #1386174
#85. You thought I didn't notice the way you two looked at each other? I may be old but I'm not blind. I remember that
feeling. The spark, the electricity ...
I had to interject before I got the unabridged version of Anjali Does Mumbai.

Nicola Marsh

Funny Feeling Quotes #1387386
#86. I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

Louis C.K.

Funny Feeling Quotes #1387750
#87. All directors are control freaks and very obsessive. I get the feeling that directors as kids, they all have had a childhood with not too much contact with other kids. They constructed their own reality and they continue to do it. It's a funny breed, directors.

Stellan Skarsgard

Funny Feeling Quotes #1402790
#88. I think about Old Nick carrying me into the truck, I'm dizzy like I'm going to
fall down.
"Scared is what you're feeling," says Ma, "but brave is what you're doing."
"Huh?"
"Scaredybrave."
"Scave."
Word sandwiches always make her laugh but I wasn't being funny.

Emma Donoghue

Funny Feeling Quotes #1408440
#89. All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

Mark Twain

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#90. When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

Esther Williams

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#91. It's a funny feeling, being suddenly airborne. Just as you realize it, it's over, and you're sinking.

Sarah Dessen

Funny Feeling Quotes #1434912
#92. Seems like I've been here before, can't remember when I get this funny feeling, we'll be together again; No straight lines make up my life, all my roads have bends; No clearcut beginnings; so far, no dead ends.

Tom Chapin

Funny Feeling Quotes #1449664
#93. I paid, got up, walked
to the door, opened
it.
I heard the man
say, "that guy's
nuts."
out on the street I
walked north
feeling
curiously
honored.

Charles Bukowski

Funny Feeling Quotes #1451588
#94. I didn't know where this stuff was coming from - all of a sudden I was a little magickal sprite, bonding with my stone, feeling my earth roots, la la la ...
All I can is describe the way it felt. And that was how it felt. So sue me.
Was I swaying? I felt like I might be swaying.

Cate Tiernan

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#95. It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold.

K.M. Alexander

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#96. I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.

Ronald Reagan

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#97. The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl
everything.

Allan Sherman

Funny Feeling Quotes #1521698
#98. Sometimes, I must admit, I'd like to have a second guitarist onstage with me, but it wouldn't look right. I'd like to play for another 20 years, but I don't know ... I just can't see it happening. I don't know why. It's a certain foreboding ... a funny feeling ... vultures.

Jimmy Page

Funny Feeling Quotes #1542547
#99. I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong ...
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long!
Then it hit me, Oh please God no,
Don't let this ho turn out to be a John Doe ...
He pulled a fast one on me, yo!

Fatlip

Funny Feeling Quotes #1565208
#100. I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.

John Darnielle

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