Top 7 Funny Fake Smile Quotes

#1. I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#2. . . .the home place is the safe haven, the convergence of waters, the place where the beloved dead are as real as the living.

Carrie La Seur

#3. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.

Elie Wiesel

#4. A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

Stephen King

#5. Being a highly sensetive person is followed by a lot of infinity pain and grief.

Abdel Halim

#6. What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.

Gena Showalter

#7. You cry, girl. You cry all you want, and when you're through and all this pain is nothing but a memory, I will find a way to make you smile. Do you hear me China Brown? That's a promise from me to you.

Sharon Sala

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