Funny Fake Relationship Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Fake Relationship Quotes

#1. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. - Author: Courteney Cox
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#2. I do not know an instance of a major mathematical advance initiated by a man past fifty - Author: G.H. Hardy
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#3. A society composed of none but the wicked could not exist; it contains within itself the seeds of its own destruction, and without a flood, would be swept away from the earth by the deluge of its own iniquity. - Author: Charles Caleb Colton
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#4. 1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God. - Author: Anonymous
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#5. Old books that have ceased to be of service should no more be abandoned than should old friends who have ceased to give pleasure. - Author: Bernard Baruch
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#6. I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: - Author: Mahsati Abdul
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#7. Though in the trade of war I have slain men,
Yet do I hold it very stuff o' the conscience
To do no contrived murder: I lack iniquity
Sometimes to do me service: nine or ten times
I had thought to have yerk'd him here under the ribs. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#8. The dying swan, when years her temples pierce, In music-strains breathes out her life and verse, And, chanting her own dirge, tides on her wat'ry hearse. - Author: Phineas Fletcher
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#9. I think this is the biggest win in my career. To beat Venus in Wimbledon is just something amazing. - Author: Elena Vesnina
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#10. Dance with your demons, love carelessly. Selflessly. And most importantly, love yourself, even at your worst. - Author: L.J. Shen
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#11. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. - Author: Sharon Stone
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#12. How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag? - Author: Madi Brown
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#13. Had they sensed that there were ghosts? That despite it being brand new and unspoilt, and despite no one having died in a car accident or a plane crash yet, there were ghosts. - Author: Jo Nesbo
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#14. I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against this girl in your head. - Author: Rachel Cohn
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#15. I love reading and am always stuck in one labrinth of letters or other - Author: Sarah Vowell
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