Top 9 Funny Fake Celebrity Quotes

#1. Before you can become a writer, you have to be a reader, and a reader of everything, at that. To the best of my recollection, I became a reader at the age of 10 and have never stopped. Like many authors, I read all sorts of books all the time, and it is amazing how the mind fills up.

Terry Pratchett

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#2. hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought

Rick Riordan

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#3. Ye'll learn more of a man if ye look at his face when he's looking at somebody else, than ye'll learn any other way, but,' he advised her, 'ye have to keep silent to do it

Susanna Kearsley

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#4. You must learn to listen to and obey God, especially in a society where it's easy and expected to do what is most comfortable.

Francis Chan

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#5. The children are all crying in their pens
and the surf carries their cries away.
They are old men who have seen too much,
their mouths are full of dirty clothes,
the tongues poverty, tears like puss.
The surf pushes their cries back.
Listen.

Anne Sexton

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#6. Every man to the Devil his own way - as

Susan Kay

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#7. The focus and the concentration and the attention to detail that flying takes is a kind of meditation. I find it restful and engaging, and other things slip away.

Harrison Ford

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#8. When trying to exclude brain hemorrhage, remember that blood is hyperattenuated (bright) and usually measures 35-45 Housfield units (HU). This has the opposite appearance to infarction, which is typically hypoattenuated (dark) when compared to normal brain parenchyma.

Rocky Saenz

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#9. How to get rid of having anything to unlearn.

Antisthenes

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